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Ugh I’m so upset Im on my phone and now I can’t figure out my email for this tumblr shizz nuts so I shall make a new one

  • Teacher: If you have 10 chocolate cakes and someone asks for 2, how many do you have left?
  • Me: 10

sexypandaalex:

gods-nips:

I AM SO FUCKING DONE WITH THIS WEBSITE LIKE I CANNOT.

I’VE BEEN LAUGHING FOR LIKE 5 MINUTES STRAIGHT.

Rule 1 of Tumblr: Don’t go on Tumblr when you are waiting for your brother to get out of the loo and need a wee.

(Source: slendrman)

cumbersassmasterbatch:

if you do not want to bang Tom Cruise as Stacee Jaxx in Rock of Ages, you are wrong

cali-canuck:

Jordan Eberle Pre Game Raw 26/3/2013

1. The meaning behind my URL
2. Weakness
3. Why I love my bestfriend
4. Last time I cried and why
5. Piercings I have
6. Favorite Band
7. Biggest turn off(s)
8. Top 5 (insert subject)
9. Tattoos I want
10. Biggest turn on(s)
11. Age
12. Ideas of a perfect date
13. Life goal(s)
14. Piercings I want
15. Relationship status
16. Favorite movie
17. A fact about my life
18. Phobia
19. Middle name
20. Anything you want to ask

(Source: idrising)

forget-all-about-sam:

methelorac:

theinturnet:

Diabetes here I come!

What the

Quiero morir así.
forget-all-about-sam:

methelorac:

theinturnet:

Diabetes here I come!

What the

Quiero morir así.
forget-all-about-sam:

methelorac:

theinturnet:

Diabetes here I come!

What the

Quiero morir así.
forget-all-about-sam:

methelorac:

theinturnet:

Diabetes here I come!

What the

Quiero morir así.
forget-all-about-sam:

methelorac:

theinturnet:

Diabetes here I come!

What the

Quiero morir así.
forget-all-about-sam:

methelorac:

theinturnet:

Diabetes here I come!

What the

Quiero morir así.
forget-all-about-sam:

methelorac:

theinturnet:

Diabetes here I come!

What the

Quiero morir así.
forget-all-about-sam:

methelorac:

theinturnet:

Diabetes here I come!

What the

Quiero morir así.

forget-all-about-sam:

methelorac:

theinturnet:

Diabetes here I come!

What the

Quiero morir así.

(Source: theinturnetexplorer)

like-snape-loved-lily:

profanity-generator:

cummanding:

they forgot internet explorer 

he’s still loading

^ omg

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